The New Batman & Robin- TO & Ochocinco
I realize that Twitter can be overwhelming for most in 2010 (and by 2012 you’ll be ashamed that you ever doubted it), so I’ve taken it upon myself to help you out, delete the extra Twitter nonsense and just give you the TO & 85 full conversation.
Now, keep in mind that this is not edited, so spelling may be a bit off…
: man it dont take that damn long to sign on the dotted line, lets go damit!!! You can be Batman i will be Robin, lets go!!
Oh and Carson is gonna be ALFRED
Cedric Benson is the riddler and bobbie williams is the penguin and tank johnson is mr. freeze
we cant forget coach Lewis he is gonna be detective BULLOCK
: yo 85! just finished dinner w/coach lewis about an hr ago, ate @ jeff ruby’s, coach had a steak & i had sea bass. 
: holy batman where are you, Pow, Crunch, Boom!
man forget that damn dinner , yall go get the damn paper work, dont make me crunch, blam, pow yo ass!!!! CMon BATMAN
: Holy macadamian nuts Robin or Roker!! I got a meet & greet 2morr w/the owner, wr coach & OC. My days starts @ 745am Roker!
: wait a minute i am ROBIN and the JOKER rolled in one, so my name is ROKER<–wtf?
: Holy dancing shoes Robin/Roker!! How’s the rehearsals goin out there? Should i call u Robin, Roker or Ochocinco?
: shhh call me OCHO roker CINCO, rehearsals are awesome Batman, you got to get a batmobile to
OK, back to me now (not 85 or TO). While I think this would get the entire city of Cincinnati fired up and sell a TON of merchandise, I’m not sure how this helps the Bengals. While TO has helped every team he’s been with on the field, off the field and in the locker room he has been a mess. Ochocinco bounced back last year after having his worst year in 2008, and having the presence of TO around can only be a hindrance. The Bengals have been known to take on problem players, Chris Henry anyone?, but have not been successful on the football field while juggling everyone’s arrest warrants. I’m not saying that TO will be doing anything illegal and getting arrested, but his clear negative history in the locker room can not be good for a team with such negative history in the press. Marvin Lewis may only have another year to get this team on the right track, and with the TO loose cannon roaming around Cinci, he could lose this team before the season even starts. On the other hand, I’d be first in line to buy a TO Bengals jersey, but that’s just me.